Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration

I am already being asked what I want for Christmas this year.  This is a rather large item so I decided to go ahead and post it now so you can have time to save up for it.  I have been wanting my very own 1974 Dodge Monaco Bluesmobile for quite sometime now.  I would like the speaker on top just like the picture shown above so I can plug my Shure Bullet mic into it and howl on my harps as I driver her around.  In fact, it's my intention to trick out this ride so it will be a rolling sound system.  This way the band rides in comfort, with no need for roadies, just park and play. This is definitely what I want for Christmas.  Not to worry, I won't complain if this gift comes without a cigarette lighter.