Wednesday, July 21, 2010

the cola teet

http://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2010/04/01/give-your-baby-soda-pop/

"How soon is too soon?  Not soon enough.  Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven hat babies who start drinking soda during their early formative period have a much higher chance of of gaining acceptance and 'fitting in' during those awkward preteen and teen years.  So, do yourself a favor.  Do your child a favor.  Start them on a strict regime of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness."  - The Soda Pop Board of America

The above Ad is a fake.  They've been circulated by many as the real thing.  The following 7-Up print advertisement ran in the late 1950's.  Another prime example of truth being stranger than fiction or fiction being almost as strange as truth...or something like that.
"By the way, Mom, when it comes to toddlers- if they liked to be coaxed to drink their milk, try this: add 7-Up to the milk in equal parts, pouring the 7-Up gently into the milk. It’s a wholesome combination- and it works!"
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